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Sex

Sooo....two of my friends were talking about how they were trying to explain the concept of sex to another friend who was rather uninformed or confused about the topic. What they came up with is an analogy that will be likely to make most people laugh, however, I agree with them in that it actually works out to describe sex pretty well!!

Regular sex is like steamed rice.  It's there, plain and good, and people just eat whenever they like.  Alternatives to regular sex, the 'kinky' kind, are more like fried rice, jambalaya, or gumbo.  All three still have rice, but with extra spices and ingredients that make it more tasty. 

Then there is the sex drive.  Think of the sex drive as how much rice you want to eat in a day.  Some people want just one bowl a day, while others sometimes want a whole barrel.

hahahha.....
I was laughing and then I thought and asked how masturbation would fit into the picture.  What could be used to explain that?
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Riceroni.  It's not quite the rice you want but it's quick and fast.

x_x  My mind definitely has gotten dirtier each year I spend in college.


-GND

Comments

...you explained it so very well... =]